"Alex B" (alexb420)
09/30/2014 at 12:02 • Filed to: None | 5 | 16 |
I sent this to my older brother because he takes the train into college everyday. Does oppo like the image I picked?
ttyymmnn
> Alex B
09/30/2014 at 12:05 | 2 |
I like it, but I would have gone with Sir Topham Hatt.
ACESandEIGHTS
> Alex B
09/30/2014 at 12:05 | 0 |
+1 Clickbait. Teen has legs sliced off hopping trains, but then...
Alex B
> ttyymmnn
09/30/2014 at 12:09 | 2 |
Even better! A picture of Sir Tophamm Hatt cross at Thomas. Also:
Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
> ttyymmnn
09/30/2014 at 12:10 | 0 |
" You have not been a useful engine "
Stern words from the commandant.
Alex B
> ACESandEIGHTS
09/30/2014 at 12:11 | 1 |
Teen finds trick to stand past the yellow line on the platform. This simple trick allows him to board the train quicker than anyone else.
Rainbow
> Alex B
09/30/2014 at 12:13 | 0 |
Pfft, a teenager actually doing something? Please. Only single moms are able to discover one weird trick they don't want you to know.
ACESandEIGHTS
> Alex B
09/30/2014 at 12:16 | 2 |
Saw a guy try to board the metro later than anyone else. Thought that spearheading this charge with an outstretched arm holding a briefcase would force the doors to open as they were closing. Dude was left standing on the platform, but at least his briefcase got aboard.
Alex B
> Rainbow
09/30/2014 at 12:21 | 0 |
New trick allows single PA mom to avoid takes!
Cebu
> ttyymmnn
09/30/2014 at 12:28 | 0 |
New trick allows Oppo commenters to get confused easily!
Mercedes Streeter
> Alex B
09/30/2014 at 12:28 | 2 |
Alex B
> Mercedes Streeter
09/30/2014 at 12:31 | 1 |
Yes. I wanted to do this, but didn't feel the meme was appropriate. I should mention that I got a new phone number, so when I sent this he had no idea who I was.
kalabaddon
> Alex B
09/30/2014 at 12:50 | 0 |
Its Blain the Mono!!!! RUN!!!
jvirgs drives a Subaru
> ACESandEIGHTS
09/30/2014 at 12:58 | 1 |
DC? People try that all the time and don't realize that those doors don't work like elevator doors. They won't open and if you pry them open, that's a good way to have a train full of people pissed at you cause it will end up sending the train out of service.
ACESandEIGHTS
> jvirgs drives a Subaru
09/30/2014 at 13:28 | 0 |
Yeah. I challenged it once and found that if the majority of your body is through, you'll be alright, but otherwise don't even try (as Briefcase Man taught us). Other "fond" memories of that joint: the dude loudly playing the weird electric Chinese fiddle (possibly Federal Traingle),the Public Enemy-looking d-bags who bait people by posing next to Virgin Mary statues and spewing hate speech about religion (Metro Center), and the vertigo-inducing cavernous descents from the street to the platform (Tenleytown).
jvirgs drives a Subaru
> ACESandEIGHTS
09/30/2014 at 13:30 | 1 |
I haven't witnessed the decent in Tenleytown but Rosslyn is probably just as bad or worse. I've run down that escalator to make a train more times than I probably should have.
Tohru
> ACESandEIGHTS
10/08/2014 at 09:53 | 0 |
Sweet, free briefcase!